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										What is love?

										Baby, don't hurt us! (Seriously, we're fragile little monkeys.)
										Love is letting her have the last squirt of sriracha in the
										bottle. Love is dusting his ever-growing collection of action
										figures. Love is fudging that d20 roll so she lives... or
										narrating the epic death her character would want. Love is
										snuggled under an Adventure Time blanket, drinking Hoth Cocoa and
										celebrating the 10th birthday of Mythbusters. Got love? We've got
										the best Valentine's Day gifts! Forever alone? We have that
										covered, too.


										8-Bit Rose ######################################################

										Trwooo 8-bit wuv

										ThinkGeek is here with the perfect gift for your princess,
										plumber, or Player 2! The 8-bit Rose sprouts from its 8-bit
										pipe-vase and its bright red petals never wilt. Due to
										super-secret pipe-vase technology it never requires watering,
										either! It will bloom forever and ever, just like your 8-bit
										love. 



										Plush Unicorn Bouquet ###########################################

										Magical bouquet

										We've never understood why Valentine's Day tradition dictates
										that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have
										around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It's really silly if
										you think about it. Give the gift of everlasting magic this
										Valentine's Day with our Plush Unicorn Bouquet. It's just as
										impressive as anything you could get at a dead flower shop. It's
										wrapped in bright purple paper and a blue bow and contains a
										gaggle of miniature plush unicorns on removable stems.



										What's New(s)! ##################################################


										Save $10 - Happy birthday, MacGyver!

										Today is Richard Dean Anderson's 63rd birthday. Depending on when
										you were born, you may remember him as Jack O'Neill from Stargate
										or MacGyver. We have a bunch of 80s kids at ThinkGeek, so
										MacGyver and his clever, non-violent solutions came first. The
										things that man could do with just duct tape and a Swiss Army
										knife--swoon! If you're a MacGyver fan, use unique code
										PAPERCLIP@G7DS78 for $10 off $60+ orders (not including
										shipping), good through 11:59pm ET January 25.
										 


										Forever Alone Statuette - Valentine's Day sucks

										...when you're Forever Alone. Be one of thousands of lonely
										individuals to purchase the Forever Alone Statue! After all, if
										you can't buy a Valentine's Day gift for your Valentine because
										you don't have a Valentine, you really should get something for
										yourself. Display it ironically, purposefully, or tearfully.
										Whatever the reason, it doesn't matter because with the Forever
										Alone Statue, you'll solidify your social situation!



										Bundle of Lurve - For your Player 2

										Guys, we know how hard it can be to find something nice for your
										Princess, your Samus Aran, or your FemShep--so we're taking all
										the guesswork out and we're adding in geeky awesome. The Bundle
										of Lurve contains a Mars Planet Necklace (because that's where
										you're from, duh!), a three-pack of AeroShot Breathable
										Chocolate, a package of Shower Truffles, and a Pixel Heart Mug.
										She'll be so happy that she may even let you tank at the next
										raid. (Maybe.)



										Chocolate Flavored Envelopes - Take a lick at this

										People are quick to say that email killed snail mail, but the
										real death of snail mail was due to terrible-tasting envelopes.
										Imagine licking an envelope. Did your face just crinkle up in
										disgust? Exactly. Introducing a game-changer: FLAVORED ENVELOPES.
										These classy notecards are paired with chocolate-flavored
										envelopes. Sending out your Valentines this year has never been
										tastier! 



										Companion Cube Gift Box - What is it? Just LOVE.

										Need the perfect gift box for the Portal fan in your life this
										Valentine's Day? This Companion Cube Gift box is 6" cubed and
										will fit lots of small trinkets for the person you love: maybe
										some candies, a small plush, DLC codes, y'know, whatever you
										want! It's also the perfect size for love, so put some of that in
										there too.



										Maple Bacon Chocolate Sauce - Maple. Bacon. Chocolate. Form of
										sauce.

										Some of you are already clicking BUY NOW 'cause you're willing to
										put anything with bacon in your mouth, at least once. But others
										are thinking... maple, bacon, chocolate... hmmm... is that gonna
										taste good? The answer is OMGYES. It hits every taste bud on your
										tongue with its sweet, salty, savory goodness. And it's
										versatile, like bacon should be. It's delicious on pancakes or
										French toast, as a sub for jelly in a PBJ, and drizzled over
										fruits. But it's best out of a spoon and into OUR BELLIES.



										Jellyfish Tank - Call him Squishy

										Looking for a totally unique pet that will remind you to just
										keep swimming? How about a jellyfish you can keep on your desktop
										at work? This set comes with everything you need for a jellyfish
										habitat: the tank, air pump and valves, hydrometer, substrate,
										feeding pipette, and even a color-changing LED with remote
										control so your Squishy looks super cool. The one thing it
										doesn't come with right away? The jellyfish, but don't worry,
										he'll arrive via Overnight Mail (at no extra charge!) once you've
										let him know his home is prepared.



										Dragon Ear Wrap - Left ear variant

										If you're familiar with the Dragon Ear Wrap we launched this time
										last year, you know it's exclusively for the right ear. So up
										until now if you had your left ear pierced, you were SOD (...
										outta dragon). But we heard your pleas. And then our manufacturer
										heard your pleas, and they switched the mold around so now those
										of you who have only the left ear pierced can have one, too.
										Equal opportunity dragon merchants--that's what we are.



										DNA Molecule Plush - Attractive plushies

										These DNA Molecule plushies are attractive. Whereas regular
										nucleobases form hydrogen bonds and hug each other, these
										plushies form magnetic bonds. Each set includes one of each
										nucleobase (adenine, thymine, guanine, and cytosine), each a
										different color and embroidered with a smiley face, a simplified
										version of the atomic structure, and an initial on the back of
										the nucleobase's name. Use them to teach youngsters about DNA,
										show your office how much you appreciate the tiny things inside
										your body, or (and this is our best suggestion) show that special
										someone how deep your attraction to them goes. All the way down
										to the molecular level--oh yeah!



										Dragon Wrap Ring - You will want to hug your finger

										This little dude is so cute. We couldn't resist his draconic
										charms. He reminds us of that unit on chameleons in middle school
										science class. Where you'd hold one, and he'd curl up around your
										finger lookin' at you like, "You gonna write your observations in
										that lab book or what?" This little guy does not change color,
										but he does curl his tail around your finger and look adoringly
										at you, which we think is enough to expect of him. It's hard
										being a tiny dragon.



										Sweetheart Filled Cake Pans - Sweet on the inside

										Sweetheart Filled Cake Pans make you look like a master baker
										with next to zero additional effort or skill. Simply bake your
										cake recipe in the two molded pans, let it cool, fill the insides
										with something delicious, put the two halves together, and frost
										as normal. Make a cake full of ice cream, fruit, mousse, bacon,
										mutant jello, whatever you like.



										Sriracha Chocolate Bars - Hot, hot, hot!

										There's no better way to tell your special someone that they're a
										hunka-hunka burnin' love than to get them a chocolate that is
										LITERALLY a hunka-hunka burnin' love. When you combine
										melt-in-your-mouth chocolate with tingles-your-happy-tastebuds
										sriracha sauce, you've got a recipe for true love... or at least
										greed, followed by lust, followed by gluttony.



										Drop of Blood Ear Dagger - Stabby meets sparkly

										Ear infections suck. We recommend you instead turn to this piece
										of jewelry for all your Stabbing Pain in the Ear needs. The hilt
										of a dagger forms the front and the blade becomes the earring
										back, with a single red faceted drop of Swarovski crystal blood.
										Wear one to make an impact. Buy two for symmetry. Don a whole
										bunch for the Ten of Swords Tarot card look.



										New Apparel #####################################################

										Ricardio Tee


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										Adventure Time Blanket


										Angry Panda Plush


										Hand-crafted Glass Caffeine Molecule


										Zombie Valentine's Day Cards


										Victorian Pocket Watch Pendant 


										Victorian Web Pocket Watch


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										Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick - Save 20%


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										The Latest Techie Haiku Winner ##################################

										The latest ThinkGeek Techie Haiku Winner is Sarah P.! We 
										lovingly title this winning haiku "Princess is in another 
										castle":

										An 8-bit bouquet
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										Sigh. She loves me not.

										Send us your original HAIKU and we'll select one winner and print
										it right here on the next ThinkGeek newsletter installment for
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